Mr. Sloth and I are getting new life insurance so we had to have some blood work done to make sure we were healthy. We both came back healthy including our cholesterol, in other words, at ease soldiers (ahem, extended Sloth family).
Mr. Sloth's numbers
Triglycerides-113
Cholesterol-204
LDL-126
HDL55
Lazywife's numbers
Triglycerides-47
Cholesterol-152
LDL-78
HDL-64
Ha, thumb meet nose! My steady diet of nachos and extra salty, extra butter popcorn has worked! I am in the optimal range for everything! We're celebrating by going to SmashBurger for dinner. In fact between my fantastic cholesterol and low blood pressure I may just live forever, so the joke is on you!
The Sloths
Lazywife, Mr. Sloth, Demand, Prophet, Rooster, and King
1 comment:
As always you are a shining example of living the American Dream. Now pass the butter!
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